2026. szeptember 19., szombat
LET'S PISS INTO IT ! (EXCERPT FROM THE NOVEL CHESS ON THE ISLAND)
As He may now enjoy the two men who have at last reached the crater’s edge. Here one breathes the vapours of the underworld. They are not recommended for either man’s particular complaint, but are said to do wonders for gout and conjunctivitis. They peer into the dark, simmering void at their feet and feel the moment to be almost indecently symbolic. Something ought to be done about it. The idea probably comes to both at once, though Lenin later says it was Gorky’s and Gorky says it was the Old Man’s. “Let’s piss into it.” Their flies are already undone. There is, inevitably, a slight pause. Nothing happens. They concentrate. They steal glances sideways. We, meanwhile, are forced into increasingly awkward angles of observation and, finally, into mind-reading. The chronicler is by now no less uncomfortable than the reader. He would happily get the business over with, but certain natural processes dislike being hurried. Indeed, the greater the urgency, the less urgent they become. Lenin is the shorter man and therefore enjoys a better view of the writer’s equipment. A long, crooked muzhik’s prick, of the sort whose dimensions are not greatly altered by erection. Gorky, being built on a more vertical scale, would have to bend considerably to inspect Lenin’s rather smaller apparatus. Fortunately he is too modest. He blushes at nudes in museums; one may search his novels with a magnifying glass for any expression of carnality, let alone obscenity. Besides, leaning forward on the lip of Vesuvius merely to inspect Lenin’s penis would be an undignified way to die. Let us spare him. We know what he wants to know. Two rumours require testing: is Ilyich really syphilitic, and is he really Jewish? Even from the ideal angle he would probably learn very little, whereas we are at liberty to answer without climbing into Gorky’s line of sight. At this stage, after more than a decade of latency, syphilis leaves nothing obvious to inspect. The disease may be busy enough elsewhere, but the penis is no longer its principal theatre of operations. There is nothing to see. Circumcision promises no more enlightenment. If Lenin keeps any account of his maternal great-grandfather, Mozesz Blank of Zhytomyr, he does not boast of him. He was baptised according to Orthodox custom and educated, in every visible respect, as a Russian of his time. It may never have occurred to him that a sufficiently diligent reconstruction of the family tree could bring him a little closer to Marx—or would never have occurred to him, had the Tsarist secret police not recently shown such ingenuity in reminding revolutionaries of their ancestry. For this is the period, after the revolution of 1905, in which The Protocols of the Elders of Zion begins its useful work. The pamphlet, produced in the atmosphere of the Okhrana, connects the leaders of the underground revolution with a worldwide Jewish conspiracy. Its circulation is limited by the inconvenient shortage of readers in Russia, but the lesson is plain enough: ancestry is another thing best kept underground. Inside the party, the Bolshevik–Menshevik quarrel is occasionally simplified into the more manageable form of Russian versus Jew, and Lenin sees no urgent need to object. Nor does he protest when Stalin, whom he is at present encouraging—and who is already known in the party as the Old Man’s left leg—writes of the Mensheviks as a “purely Jewish faction” and the Bolsheviks as a “Russian faction”, concluding with the suggestion that perhaps the party itself is in need of a pogrom. The small, yellow-eyed Georgian has, by the end of the sentence, become Russian. One can see the appeal. Stalin’s remark comes in his report on the London Party Congress, whose undeniable star is Trotsky. Trotsky has the additional misfortune not merely of being Jewish but of looking splendidly so; not merely of being a revolutionary but of looking exactly as a revolutionary ought to look. Slender, handsome, mane flying, forehead broad, profile sharp, fashionable spectacles flashing: worse still, he speaks with such force that even his opponents rise to applaud him. How is one to compete with that? Ideology will only take one so far. Sooner or later one reaches for ancestry. The Jewish card lies conveniently to hand. Lenin sees to it that Stalin is invited to every congress.
2026. szeptember 15., kedd
IT IS STILL DRIZZLING ... (Death of Death)
It is still drizzling.
The roadblock has been lifted and traffic has resumed,
though no one passes by at this hour anymore,
and surely no one will until morning.
The body has been taken away;
only the chalk outline remains,
positioned almost perpendicular to the road’s center line.
The crime scene investigator worked with precision.
He even traced the scythe clutched in the figure’s hand,
and the hood
—likely worn against the harsh weather—
is clearly visible.
A truck must have struck the victim;
the skid marks and the broken-off rearview mirror point to that.
The police technician outlined the mirror too,
yet the object itself was left behind.
It now reflects the fractured night,
with rain trickling over its surface.
Még mindig szemerkél. Az útzárat feloldották, a forgalom újraindult, bár ilyenkor már nem jár erre senki sem. És reggelig nem is fog bizonnyal. A testet elvitték, csak a krétával körbehúzott körvonal maradt, mely a záróvonalra majdnem merőleges. A helyszínelő precízen dolgozott. Körberajzolta az alak kezében szorongatott kaszát is, s jól kivehető a csuklya, amit a zord idő miatt viselt alighanem. Teherautó üthette el, a féknyom rá utal, s a letört visszapillantó tükör. Ezt is körbe rajzolta a rendőrségi alkalmazott, de maga a tárgy is itt maradt. Az elrepedt éjszakát mutatja most, s rajta az eső csordogál.
2026. július 18., szombat
30 YEARS AGO
A small addition to the previous post, Hemispheres. The airline company didn't pay me with money, but offered a first-class plane ticket to a place I chose by poking at the globe. I chose the place shown in the attached photos. But where was I exactly 30 years ago, in 1996?
2026. május 16., szombat
2026. május 7., csütörtök
MAGICAL SQUERES
At the request of my friend, the scholar and visual artist Rinus Rolofs, I will attempt to explain the meaning of the magical squares visible in my pictures. Of course, they were all inspired by Albrecht Dürer: the famous Melencolia. In 2014, when Dürer’s engraving turned 500 years old, I drew the accompanying Melencolia commemorative paper. Dürer inscribed the year of creation in the bottom two squares: 15-14; I inscribed my own year in the same place: 20-14. In his work, the sum of the squares’ columns, rows, and diagonals is 34. I won’t go into why it’s specifically 34 here, because I’ve written about it in detail in my book Selected Conjectures (Válogatott sejtések). For me, this number is 212, which I like because it’s a palindrome.
With my etching The Drawer, I also wanted to evoke the 4×4 magic square of the *Melencholia* engraving. Here, the sum of the rows and columns is exactly twice 34, that is 68. Dürer inscribed the year of creation in the bottom two squares: 1514; in my work, 2022 appears in the same place. That is when this work was created.
The magic squares in the 3D image depicting a rhinoceros and an elephant (In memoriam Valentim Fernandes) are a bit more complicated, because here the sum of the columns, rows, and diagonals of one magic square is 1515 (the year Dürer created the Rhinoceros), while in the other, this number is 2026: that is when I created this painting, so it is a recent work.
2026. április 16., csütörtök
EUROPA
I drew this map of “isolated” Hungary a few years ago at the request of a German magazine. The new version of the image differs in that ship routes marked by dotted lines crisscross the sea surrounding the country, and the city names are different from those on the original map.
My second drawing appeared on the very first cover of the magazine Országút, which was launched six years ago, in 2020. I wonder what readers at the time saw in it? Perhaps that our country’s future can only be outlined in tandem with Europe’s? Or did the concept—which later became established as political policy—already emerge, namely that dependence on Europe inherently hinders our independence? And what, then, is the new government’s vision? Do they have one, and if so, will they possess enough wisdom, foresight, and tact to embark on its realization with the hope of success?












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